That's how the attempts to teach a friend to suck ended — both finished

Come home with a girl, mommy will teach you how to fuck

You suck off a biker to ride, and, modestly lowering your eyes, swallow his cock

Black athletes finished off the journalist with a crowd. The report is not for TV

That's a cumshot, Dad! He finished me and my girlfriend with one shot

You're not going to tell a friend that you just dumped sperm into his wife, are you?